Adult Coloring Offensive Crayons - Holiday Edition
- 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find.
- Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic”.
- Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China (aka. “Santa’s elves”).
- OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they’re actually crayons – no promises for anything else).