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Akmax.cn Military Modular Assault Vest System Compatible with 3 Day Tactical Assault Backpack, OCP Camouflage

  • MT modular assault vest system (MAS) is a member of MT military sky walker assault carry kits, which compatible with chest rig, assault pack, hydration system, MOLLE utility pouches attachment, and quick release..
  • MAS Component:1*Combat assault vest, 1*Assault backpack, 3*Double mag pouch, 1*Water bottle pouch, 1*Assault pouch, 1*Medic pouch, 1*Utility pouch(Total 9 Parts), all of them are free to combine or separate use..
  • MAS Assault Backpack: Classic military 3 days backpack design, with 2 side sustainment pouches. Total volume 30-35L. Soft padded back and should straps provide comfortable wear. Hydration tube exit hole is also considered..
  • MAS Combat Assault Vest: MOLLE PALS design allows different assault pouches attachment , soft padded and adjustable side waist part wrap user's figuresnicely, and the shoulder quick release buckle are easy to pull and drop the whole system's equipment immediately in case of emergency..
  • MAS Combination: Two strong YKK zippers easily connect the combat vest and assault pack by a single pull. Side waist quick release buckle separate them instant by a pull as well. Combine or separate use suit for different kind of tactical missions..
  • MAS Usage: MT Sky Walker Modular Assault System (MAS) can be widely use at: Tactical ....
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Grifiti Band Joes 4' 20 Pack Books, Camera Lens, Art, Cooking, Wrapping, Exercise, MacBooks, Bag Wraps, Dungies Replacements, and Made with Silicone Instead of Rubber or Elastic

  • 20 PACK! These are our 4" Grifiti Big-Ass Bands! Fat silicone bands that work like giant rubber or elastic bands for cooking, heat applications, wood working...just about anything!.
  • 1/2" x 4" flat, nice and stretchy, cooking grade, assorted pack from 10 colors: black, white, red, royal blue, powder blue, lime green, yellow, purple, pink, orange.
  • Versatile straps to hold books, Apple MacBooks, files, and containers closed..
  • Extra large version same material as Livestrong wrist braclets and bands..
  • SEE ALSO: Grifiti Big-Ass Bands in 4" 5 pack, Big-Ass Bands in 6", 9" 5 and 20 pack, Big-Ass Bands 12" 2 and 10 pack, Big-Ass Bands X Cross Bands in 6", 9", and 12".
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Nasty Ass Soap - Funny Donkey Design - Novelty Bath Soap for Men and Women - Black Soap Handcrafted Made in the USA Contains Activated Charcoal

  • SOOTHING SOAP CONQUERS NASTY ASS ISSUES – Stinky donkey days are numbered when you embrace the charcoal-infused magic of Nasty Ass Soap. Bathe that barnyard booty away with the only soap made specifically for the job!.
  • FUNNY DONKEY TIN SOAP FOR MEN AND WOMEN – This cool bath gift for men and women is a goofy gag gift for animal lovers as well as those who love a little offbeat humor. After the laughter fades, they can enjoy the fresh-scented soap shower after shower and reuse the funny ass tin too!.
  • BLACK SOAP IS UNIQUE AND REFRESHING – Our artisanal black bath bar is oakmoss and aloe scented for a smooth, refreshing bathing experience that will take care of even the most stubborn case of nasty ass..
  • PREMIUM BATH BAR MADE IN AMERICA – Nasty Ass Soap is handcrafted in America with high-quality ingredients. Because every amazing bar of premium bath soap is handmade and unique, colors and patterns may vary from display images..
  • HILARIOUS UNISEX NOVELTY BATH GIFT – Nasty Ass Bath Soap is a funny pampering gift that is a surprise addition to Christmas stocking stuffers, birthday gift baskets, care packages, and any other special occasion where you want to bring on a case of the giggles. It’s also a delightfully weird choice for a Secret Santa....
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Liquid Ass

  • The next time you have the urge for a funny prank or if you just need to get the party started, reach for a bottle of Liquid Ass.
  • Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle.
  • Highly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spray. Smells like ass.
  • 30 milliliter (1 fluid ounce) size enough for many room-evacuating emissions.
  • Looking for funny gag gift. Get everybody laughing with the unique gift of Liquid Ass.
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Nasty Smelling 3 Pack - Stinky Ass Fart Spray - Toxic Bomb - Smell from Hell - Plus 2 oz Stinky Ass Hand Cleansing Gel Sanitizer Prank - Stinky Ass Fart Cards

  • Stinky Hand Cleansing Gel - Funny New Prank.
  • 5 PRODUCT PACK SPECIAL - Stinky Ass Spray Fart Spray - Toxic Bomb - Smell From Hell - Stinky Ass Hand Cleansing Gel Sanitizer Prank - 3 Pack of Fart....
  • FUNNY STINK PACK - Now includes our newest product. Stinky Ass Fart Cards - Its an Air Freshener that stinks like ass..
  • GUARANTEED LAUGHS - If you don't think these prank sprays stink, then we will give you your money back..
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Can You Imagine Airzooka Toy (Purple)

  • The next time you have the urge for a funny prank or if you just need to get the party started, reach for a bottle of Liquid Ass.
  • Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle.
  • Highly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spray. Smells like ass.
  • 30 milliliter (1 fluid ounce) size enough for many room-evacuating emissions.
  • Looking for funny gag gift. Get everybody laughing with the unique gift of Liquid Ass.
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By the Light of Uranium Glass

  • The next time you have the urge for a funny prank or if you just need to get the party started, reach for a bottle of Liquid Ass.
  • Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle.
  • Highly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spray. Smells like ass.
  • 30 milliliter (1 fluid ounce) size enough for many room-evacuating emissions.
  • Looking for funny gag gift. Get everybody laughing with the unique gift of Liquid Ass.
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Stinky Hand Sanitizer Prank - 2 oz - Looks Normal But Smells Like Horrible - Hand Gel - Smells Gross - Funny Gag - Great New Prank

  • HAND SANITIZER PRANK - Looks normal but this gag gift after a few seconds smells like stinky ass..
  • FUNNY NEW PRANK - Nothing like it anywhere - Brand New Prank that no one will suspect - Smells really bad and gross. Perfect Gag Gift For Parties.
  • LEAVES HANDS SMELLING LIKE ASS - Your victim won't suspect a thing when they use this Stinky Ass Hand Sanitizer Prank, until they slowly start to smell something gross. They will freak out when they realize it is on their hands..
  • HORRIBLE SMELL -Smells like sweaty unwashed ass..
  • GUARANTEED LAUGHS - You are sure to get hours of laughs you are wanting.using this Gag Gift..
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( 2 ) Liquid Ass Spray Prank Fart Stink Bomb Bottle - Wholesale Lot New

  • Listing is for a set of 2 TOTAL bottles of Liquid Ass "spray top".
  • Authentic butt crack smell in a spray bottle ? for the ultimate fart and stink prank Liquid Ass is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power?packed, super?concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt?crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poop. The pranks you can pull with Liquid Ass are unlimited. This gagging stench will have people laughing until it hurts!.
  • Liquid Ass will spray out in a nearly clear liquid. Apply to any surface. A little goes a very long way, and this bottle can be used for many applications, yet is small enough to be used discreetly. They'll never know what hit them. Trust me when I say this THIS IS THE BEST of all the stink items on the market. If you want the best, well here it is!.
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That s My Ass Bro Stop Funny Fishing Meme Tank Top

  • That's my ass bro stop, funny gift for a dad, grandpa, father, or husband who loves fishing and hunting, cool summer time design tee..
  • This hilarious shirt is inspired is a great Christmas, 4th of July gift idea. that's my ass bro stop funny meme, fishing meme, Funny ass bro stop tee....
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.
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Ass Savers New Generation 4 Rain Fenders Flip Tip Clip On Mudguard Bicycle Fender White

  • MAXIMUM PROTECTION: Fourth Generation of Ass Savers regular mudguards will keep your butt dry all day long, on your commuter bikes, touring bicycle, cyclo cross bikes etc. Optimum coverage ensures better riding comfort by keeping rainwater, mud splashes and dirt sprays at bay. Made in Sweden, Ass Saver Mudguards have the reputation of being the first ever mudguard to be used by professional cyclists in UCI World Tour.
  • LIGHTWEIGHT & STABLE: Improved Ass Savers design is stronger and longer for better coverage and stability on uneven trails. Front rail attachment ensures proper fit and uniform coverage. Self-centering mudguards will strive to regain their centered position in case of accidental kicks or movements during rigorous rides. Lightweight, lower profile design does not interfere with mobility and performance, making them a great choice for thrill riders.
  • EASY MOUNT & FLIP-TIP LOCK: Bikers can pop on these fenders as and when needed, with the easy no tools mounting mechanism. With the trademark flip-tip technology, bikers can easily attach these mudguards with a simple flip of the tip, as simple as a cycling cap. Unlocking is also simple, by flipping the tip back down and pulling backwards. Well-engineered design helps with transformation from th....
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