Bathroom Joke Book: The Ultimate Bathroom Reader With 600 Funny Jokes
- Blrlblablurble Blurp Gurgle* We all know those early warning stomach sounds that alert us to an impending and immediate bathroom emergency!.
- You make the mad dash to the nearest bathroom, callously mowing down any man, woman, or child in your path..
- You feverishly throw open the bathroom door, eyes bulging, struggling to prevent premature catastrophic sphincter blowout..
- In one swift move you begin your ass's decent to the toilet seat, head-butting the bathroom door closed while synchronously dropping your pants with one hand and flipping on the light switch with the other..
- The Party Pooper Fake Human Poop is the ultimate bathroom gross out gag..