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Ever Forward - Nintendo Switch

Engaging puzzle system: players will feel deeply challenged and motivated to solve each puzzle, and some puzzles have multiple ways of being completed to fit different kinds of thinkers and logical processes..
The art: a Color pallet of soothing pastels and futuristic tones Designed to simulate the absurd nature of the world..
Adventure: players can collect fragments of memories in the world to unlock new areas and new puzzles..
Mechanics: mechanics ranges from simple movement and jump to teleportation and gravity control, the player must use stealth and observational skills to navigate each puzzle..
Languages: English, Simplified Chinese, traditional Chinese, French, and Italian in-game text in this single-player puzzle adventure..

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Pam Poovey with Back Tattoo - Archer - Ladies Tee Medium Black

EXCLUSIVE T-Shirt from Absurd Ink, Printed and Designed in the USA. Very nice, mid-weight Ladies T-Shirt..
HIGH QUALITY PRINT Machine washable (We suggest you wash inside out for a longer lasting print)..
SOFT FABRICS Printed on Heavy Cotton Tee - 5.3 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton. Heather and neon colors are 50/50 cotton/polyester, Antique heather colors....
GUARANTEED 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, Available in S - 3XL, This tee runs true to size and is pre-shrunk (We recommend washing in cold water to....

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iDOO Hydroponics Growing System 12Pods, Indoor Garden with LED Grow Light, Plants Germination Kit, Built-in Fan, Automatic Timer, Adjustable Height Up to 11.3\ for Home, Office

20% Faster than Soil Planting: The integrated low noise pump of hydroponics growing system aerates the water to stimulate plant growth while the upper fan simulates the outside breeze at timed intervals. Grow your plants 20% faster than the traditional soil planting method..
4.5L Water Tank and Fan: Hydroponics growing system built-in a fan which spreads pollen in florescence, disperses heat in germination. Indepandent 4.5L water tank can support plants to grow for 1-2 weeks in the growth period. A visual window can see how much water in tank..
Easy-Setup Germination Kit: 3 steps in all to set up the hydroponic growing system machine. All the factors needed for plant growth - light, simulated soil are included in the hydroponic growing system..
2 Growing Modes: 22-Watt LED light of hydroponics growing system turns on/off automatically, simulate the sunlight spectrum, promoting plants' photosynthesis in any weather. Vegetables Mode emits blue light, red light, far red light and white light.
Flower/Fruit Mode emits red light, far red light and white light..
Growing 12 Plants at Once, Up to 11.02" in Tall: The height of the lighting part of the hydroponics growing system can be adjusted for plants at different growth stages. Grow 12 plants at a time, works ....

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Ben Shapiro 2024 - Ladies Tee (Navy, Small, s)

EXCLUSIVE T-Shirt from Absurd Ink, Printed and Designed in the USA. Very nice, mid-weight Ladies T-Shirt..
HIGH QUALITY PRINT Machine washable (We suggest you wash inside out for a longer lasting print)..
SOFT FABRICS Printed on Heavy Cotton Tee - 5.3 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton. Heather and neon colors are 50/50 cotton/polyester, Antique heather colors and Sport Grey are 90/10 cotton/polyester, Ash is 99/1 cotton/polyester..
GUARANTEED 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, Available in S - 3XL, This tee runs true to size and is pre-shrunk (We recommend washing in cold water to avoid further shrinkage)..

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Maquina 501

Material description: 100% polyester fiber..
Product performance: Stretchable, breathable, soft and wicking. Keep eyes away from sweat, drain away moisture and dry quickly. Lightweight and practical: it feels like wearing nothing. The lightweight sweat-absorbent headband adopts the perfect one-size technology, which can exert very little pressure on the head in an appropriate range..
Applicable scenarios: Multifunctional and all-season products-enhance self-confidence and performance.
male and female headbands are suitable for walking, running, hiking, exercise, cycling, horse riding, fishing, yoga, gym sports, basketball, volleyball, etc..
Washing instructions: Hand wash or gentle machine wash, iron at low temperature, do not bleach..
Truth is sometimes more absurd than fiction because fiction operates under a certain logic while reality has no logic at all..

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Elsa & Fred

...se word magnets to respond to outlandish prompts like “Tell someone you’ve clogged their toilet at a party” with just their limited pool of words.
WHAT’S INCLUDED: 840 high quality word magnets, 6 metal submission cards, 250 prompt cards, and instructions. With 250 absurd prompt cards and a new pool of words every time, this party game has infinite hilarious combinations and feels fresh every time you play.
EASY TO PLAY: Learn to play in under one minute, and even the shyest players will be creating laugh-out-loud word magnet responses right away. Just take a few handfuls of word magnets, flip over a prompt card, and start playing — no long instructions to explain!.
3-6+ PLAYERS: While the game is made for 3-6 players, it’s equally hilarious when larger groups team up together. 30-90 min play time. Is it appropriate for everyone? Not really. While a majority of prompt cards are certainly suitable for all audiences, there are quite a few that are definitely not. BUT, if you do want to make it family friendly, pulling about 15-30% of the cards should make the game totally PG and playable for all!.

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Sadie: A Novel

...se word magnets to respond to outlandish prompts like “Tell someone you’ve clogged their toilet at a party” with just their limited pool of words.
WHAT’S INCLUDED: 840 high quality word magnets, 6 metal submission cards, 250 prompt cards, and instructions. With 250 absurd prompt cards and a new pool of words every time, this party game has infinite hilarious combinations and feels fresh every time you play.
EASY TO PLAY: Learn to play in under one minute, and even the shyest players will be creating laugh-out-loud word magnet responses right away. Just take a few handfuls of word magnets, flip over a prompt card, and start playing — no long instructions to explain!.
3-6+ PLAYERS: While the game is made for 3-6 players, it’s equally hilarious when larger groups team up together. 30-90 min play time. Is it appropriate for everyone? Not really. While a majority of prompt cards are certainly suitable for all audiences, there are quite a few that are definitely not. BUT, if you do want to make it family friendly, pulling about 15-30% of the cards should make the game totally PG and playable for all!.

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Mongo Only Pawn in Game of Life T-Shirt

This is the perfect shirt for any fans of this Mongo Only Pawn in Game of Life, Shirt is perfect for absurd humor, spoof, wagon train attacked, n word, black cowboy, ethnic slur, sheriff, eccentric people. Makes great Western gift for everyone..
Mongo Only Pawn in Game of Life, If you are fan of Comedy film, railroad, cowboys and outlaws, anachronism, big breasts, movie reality crossover, racism, racial slur, classic, existentialist, drama, black humor and romance this T-shirt is perfect for you..
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.

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Die Hard Christmas Sweatshirt (XL) Black

EXCLUSIVE sweatshirt from Absurd Ink, Printed and Designed in the USA. Unisex fit that's Perfect for Men and Women..
HIGH QUALITY PRINT Machine washable (We suggest you wash inside out for a longer lasting print)..
SOFT FABRICS Printed on Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt - 8.0 oz., pre-shrunk 50/50 cotton/polyester, Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn, 1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex, Double-needle stitched cuffs and waistband, Satin label.
GUARANTEED 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, Available in S - 5XL, This hoodie runs true to size and is pre-shrunk (We recommend washing in cold water to avoid further shrinkage)..

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Wolf Cola - T-Shirt (Large) Red

EXCLUSIVE T Shirt from Absurd Ink, Printed and Designed in the USA. Very nice, mid-weight unisex T-shirt that's Perfect for Men and Women..
HIGH QUALITY PRINT Machine washable (We suggest you wash inside out for a longer lasting print)..
SOFT FABRICS Printed on Heavy Cotton Tee - 5.3 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton. Heather and neon colors are 50/50 cotton/polyester, Antique heather colors and Sport Grey are 90/10 cotton/polyester, Ash is 99/1 cotton/polyester..
GUARANTEED 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, Available in S - 5XL, This tee runs true to size and is pre-shrunk (We recommend washing in cold water to avoid further shrinkage)..

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MLB The Show 22 for Nintendo Switch

Engaging puzzle system: players will feel deeply challenged and motivated to solve each puzzle, and some puzzles have multiple ways of being completed to fit different kinds of thinkers and logical processes..
The art: a Color pallet of soothing pastels and futuristic tones Designed to simulate the absurd nature of the world..
Adventure: players can collect fragments of memories in the world to unlock new areas and new puzzles..
Mechanics: mechanics ranges from simple movement and jump to teleportation and gravity control, the player must use stealth and observational skills to navigate each puzzle..
Languages: English, Simplified Chinese, traditional Chinese, French, and Italian in-game text in this single-player puzzle adventure..

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