Hallmark Funny Father's Day Card from Cat (Good to Have a Dad Like You)
- ...e day, Dad, I let you feed me and brush my hair off the couch. I sleep on your face. I show you my butt. And on the most special of days, you clean my poop from the litter box. If you're not the luckiest guy in the whole wide world, well, I don't know who is.".
- Inside reads: "Dad, I hope you realize that it's always been your privilege to serve me in these big and little ways. If you weren't my inferior but loyal subject, I would tell you that you're the best thing that ever happened to me. We both know I can't do that, right? I'm a freaking cat. What I can do is wish you a very happy Father's Day filled with opportunities to pamper me, please me, and make my life better in every way. Because, Dad, I tolerate you. I really do. Not just on Father's Day, but always.".
- Father's Day card measures 4.5" x 8.3" and comes with a coordinating envelope..
- Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark's eco-friendly greeting cards are made with trees from well-managed forests..