World's Coolest The Office Talking Keychain - Dwight
- Perfect for the ultimate fan of Scranton’s Dunder-Mifflin Paper Company!.
- Features six classic phrases from your favorite Assistant to the Regional Manager, Dwight Schrute! Including , "How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard-working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, instable.", Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing.".
- Add more phrases such as, "Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.", "Nothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors.", "Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.", "I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.".
- For fans of all ages. Recommended for ages 6 and up. A great gift, party favor, stocking stuffer and more!.