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T.J. Wisemen, Inc. Remote Controlled Fart Machine #2 with Boom Box Technology - 15 Realistic Sounds - Wireless with 100 ft Range

BOOM BOX TECHNOLOGY improves bass and volume for louder, lifelike sounds. Includes 15 brand new, different and farts sounds!.
WIRELESS remote control works up to 100 feet away and through walls!.
BLOWS AWAY our original Fart Machine! CAUTION: YOU MAY DIE LAUGHING!.
INCLUDES: (1) Fart Machine base with Boom Box Technology [9-Volt Battery NOT included *].
(1) wireless remote control (Remote battery INCLUDED).
Sticky tape for hiding under chairs. * NOTE: For proper operation, be sure to use a NEW battery in the base unit..

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'Pull My Finger Farting Santa' - Holiday Gag Gift

FARTING SANTA CLAUS PRESS/PULL MY FINGER: Press my finger and hear me talk and fart and vibrate around...
BATTERIES INCLUDED: I come with batteries and the batteries can be replaced easily..
SAYINGS/FARTS: 7 Sayings and Farts when you press my finger-WHAT DO I SAY?- I usually FART FIRST and the say the following: 1. "Cmon sit on my lap". 2. " Theres a gift for ya". 3. Ho ho ho -Faaart". 4. Up the chimney I goooooooo..fart". 5. " That's all your getting for Christmas". 6. " Was that on your list?". 7. Ahhhh The Holiday Smells"..
Novelties Wholesale, Inc and The Gag are the only authorised sellers of this listing and are protected by the Amazon Brand Registry..

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Wet Farts - Potent Fart Spray - Extra Strong Stink - Hilarious Gag Gifts & Pranks for Adults or Kids - Prank Poop Stuff - Non Toxic - Smells Like Really 'Bad' Gas

ULTIMATE STRENGTH FART SPRAY THAT SMELLS LIKE REALLY 'BAD' GAS! - Wet Farts potent bum stink spray from Laughing Smith lets you bombard your victims with a stinky wet cloud of fart that will make their face grimace and their eyes water!.
MAKE YOUR VICTIMS RUN FOR CLEAN AIR! - This stinky bum fart spray is so potent, your victims will be left gasping and running for fresh-smelling air with just one spray! To play the ultimate prank, spray indoors for the strongest stench..
TOTALLY NON-TOXIC - Our fart spray extra strong prank is made with non-toxic and non-flammable ingredients that are totally safe and effective. However, please be careful pranksters - this stuff stinks really BAAAAD!.
HILARIOUS GAG GIFTS FOR FART-LOVING KIDS & ADULTS - If your friends or family members find fart and poop jokes funny, they'll LOVE Wet Farts non aerosol fart spray! Perfect if you're looking for pranks for adults and kids, stink spray & poop prank spray..
BOUTIQUE JOKES & PRANKS BY LAUGHING SMITH - We've developed our Wet Farts poop spray prank so you can unleash the realistic smell of seriously bad gas on your victims. Enjoy hours of laughter and make memories that last forever with Laughing Smith!.

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A Sack of Shit

HAVE LOADS MORE FUN & JOKES WITH EMOJIS! - Now you can express yourself even more by collecting these funny pens. Perfect for boys and girls, and fans of cute stuff like emoji stickers, emoji pillows, diary, office party supplies, action figure dolls, small emoticons favors or a fart sound machine, spray, blaster or unicorn farts. This is a Pen, not a pencil. If you like fake poop emojis youll love this item..

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Minions: Fart 'n Fire Super-Size Blaster with 20 Plus Fart Sounds and Realistic Far Mist, Makes a Great Gift for Kids Ages 4 Years and Older

Join true Minion joke action with the super-size Fart 'n Fire blaster..
Has two modes of play: 20+ trigger activated fart sounds or custom made farts..
Emits a mist for extra juicy funny effect..
Fun trombone chamber lets you create quickly, short bursts or drawn out, loud farts..

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Bag Of Reindeer Farts Cotton Candy Funny Unique Christmas Stocking Stuffer Present For Kids Adults Boys Girls Men Women Teens Teachers White Elephant Office Party Fun Unique Holiday Surprise

Now With Peppermint Cotton Candy! From the makers of Bag of Unicorn Farts!.
Looking For A Fun Stocking Stuffer? Perfect for White Elephant parties and Naughty Santa gift exchanges..
Scientific Fact: Farts In A Bag Are Funny! The 3oz snack size cotton candy is icing on the cake..
Be The Hit of The Office Holiday Party! Make that special person laugh on their day..

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The Barrett M82A1

The combat military mission machine gun toy is designed to look. The toy gun will give your kid a feeling for endless hours of fun..
The military mission machine gun toy has flashing LED lights and firing sound effects for the most experience for your little children..
Your adventurous little one will love this combat mission gun toy. The toy gun is perfect for all kinds of military role playing!.
There are no tools required. Simply follow the pictures on the box to have this toy military machine gun for kids ready for some combat battle game scenarios in minutes..

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Bubble Gun, Bubble Machine Gun for Kids Toddlers with Rich Bubbles, 5000+ Bubbles/ Minute Bubble Guns for Kids with 360° Leak-Proof Design, Auto Bubble Gun for Toddlers Kids Backyard Outdoor Camping

✅ Small But Powerful, High Output 5000+ Colorful Bubbles - Our bubble machine gun for kids can generate more than 5000+ bubbles per minute, which can instantly be filling kids surroundings with colorful bubbles, when the bubbles fly into the sky together, the visual effect will absolutely drive children crazy. The bubble machine gun for kids toddler requires 4 * 1.5 AA batteries to start working, not included..
✅ 360 Degree Use Will Not Leak - Compared with other leaked bubbles machine gun, we have upgraded the bubble machine gun, seal the bubble interface and ensure that the bubble machine gun fits the bubble bottle perfectly, besides, we use the strict quality inspection to ensure that the bubbles fluid does not leak and make hands dirty or sticky..
✅ Automatic Bubble Machine Gun With LED Lights - Compared with other bubble machine guns that need to dip in bubble liquid, our bubble machine is more convenient to operate, just tighten the bubble liquid bottle, put in the battery, then pull the trigger, powerful motor can blow out more than 5000 colorful bubbles/ minute, brings magical and fun for kids!.
✅ Shatterproof material & Safety First - The bubble machine gun for kids toddlers is made of non-toxic ABS material, BPA-free, bubble liquid is ....

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More Than Courage (Nathan Dixon Book 3)

The combat military mission machine gun toy is designed to look. The toy gun will give your kid a feeling for endless hours of fun..
The military mission machine gun toy has flashing LED lights and firing sound effects for the most experience for your little children..
Your adventurous little one will love this combat mission gun toy. The toy gun is perfect for all kinds of military role playing!.
There are no tools required. Simply follow the pictures on the box to have this toy military machine gun for kids ready for some combat battle game scenarios in minutes..

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The Uzi Submachine Gun (Weapon)

SPARK THE EXCITEMENT: This ultra-cool military machine toy gun with scope features an impressive barrage of sound, sight, and awesome vibration when activated. Simply pull the trigger to release a spectacular display of bright, multi-color lights with exciting sound effects and thrilling oscillation of the rounds.
SUPER COOL DESIGN: Intriguing styling and cool camouflage patterns to create a toy machine gun that will have your little one giddy with excitement. Our toy machine gun even comes with a scope that you can look through and a stand to keep it stable and secure on the ground. It's built ready for some serious action!.
RESPONSIBILITY IN DESIGN: We believe in creating toys that keeps your kiddo’s safety first in every respect. That’s why we’ve been careful to design this pretend play rifle for kids with all the required markings of a toy gun and in compliance with the Federal Weapon Law..
EASY ASSEMBLY: There are no tools required. Simply follow the pictures on the box to have this toy military machine gun for kids ready for some combat battle game scenarios in minutes. The kids will love the feel of assembling the toy rifle, and once fully set up the submachine gun toy measures an extra-long 25 inches!.
ULTIMATE GIFT IDEA: Whether you need a....

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The MP5 Submachine Gun (Weapon)

SPARK THE EXCITEMENT: This ultra-cool military machine toy gun with scope features an impressive barrage of sound, sight, and awesome vibration when activated. Simply pull the trigger to release a spectacular display of bright, multi-color lights with exciting sound effects and thrilling oscillation of the rounds.
SUPER COOL DESIGN: Intriguing styling and cool camouflage patterns to create a toy machine gun that will have your little one giddy with excitement. Our toy machine gun even comes with a scope that you can look through and a stand to keep it stable and secure on the ground. It's built ready for some serious action!.
RESPONSIBILITY IN DESIGN: We believe in creating toys that keeps your kiddo’s safety first in every respect. That’s why we’ve been careful to design this pretend play rifle for kids with all the required markings of a toy gun and in compliance with the Federal Weapon Law..
EASY ASSEMBLY: There are no tools required. Simply follow the pictures on the box to have this toy military machine gun for kids ready for some combat battle game scenarios in minutes. The kids will love the feel of assembling the toy rifle, and once fully set up the submachine gun toy measures an extra-long 25 inches!.
ULTIMATE GIFT IDEA: Whether you need a....

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